tobias on his way to steal your girl
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wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
I don’t know if I’m more concerned by that comment or your URL
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I’ve been staring at this for days. It’s beautiful.
I AM SCREAMING BUT IT IS ALSO REALLY FASCINATING AND KIND OF BEAUTIFUL.
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
This may be Farfetche’d, but I was thinking of a film I want to make that will Staryu and Starmie. It begins as I Pikachu under the covers while you Snorlax, then I wake you with my Wigglytuff between your Jigglypuffs. You’re a little Crabb…y at first because you feel Drowzee, but you start to Lickitung my HO-OH until I Squirtle into your Meowth. It’s your first time so you can’t but Koffing out the Muk. You’re already Weezing but, We’re not done yet because my Cubone is still hard as Onyx. You then proceed to Rhidon my Lapras like a Horsea until Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam! I pull out my Weedle just in time for me to Blastoise all over your Tangela.
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
I can’t get over this video, ALWAYS REBLOG
