i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
“If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,”Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)
You gotta love dialogues in porn.
this is the funniest thing ever
PornHub Comments part 2
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
i am fucking crying at this
ITS BONNER TIME
I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any.
Oh god it’s back
baby's first words
- mom: say mama
- mom: say ma-ma
- mom: say it!
- baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
This is everything.
I have higher hopes for Bart than that, considering he’s lived through the 2nd grade on repeat for almost 25 years now.
My dearest friend, if you don’t mind;
I’d like to join you by your side.